OH COOOME ALL YE DEEEERPFUL...

YOU DON'T NEED YOUR SOUL IT HAS NO USE, LIKE YOUR APPENDIX

So reely, ur nawt loosing dat much.

Listen, I know our deal was for the soul of your firstborn, but I'm willing to settle for $20 and a case of tuna.

Dere's gotta be an eesier way.

See dis pare ob soles? Dey belong to me.

Ai gotz sole, butt(!) ai'm nawt a solejur.

I'm sorry, this is the Basement Cat Executive bathroom, the souless victim bathroom is down the hall.

Its a towtally normal baffroom. Nuffing wrong wid it.

ur books r overdue teh fine is ur sole

QWIYET, YOO.