OH COOOME ALL YE DEEEERPFUL...
YOU DON'T NEED YOUR SOUL IT HAS NO USE, LIKE YOUR APPENDIX
So reely, ur nawt loosing dat much.
Listen, I know our deal was for the soul of your firstborn, but I'm willing to settle for $20 and a case of tuna.
Dere's gotta be an eesier way.
See dis pare ob soles? Dey belong to me.
Ai gotz sole, butt(!) ai'm nawt a solejur.
I'm sorry, this is the Basement Cat Executive bathroom, the souless victim bathroom is down the hall.
Its a towtally normal baffroom. Nuffing wrong wid it.
ur books r overdue teh fine is ur sole
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