Then again, when I'm big, I'll probably pee everywhere too.

If it fits... ai sits.

Barney finally gets to sit at the "adult" table. Refuses to admit he needs a booster chair.

Its juss cuz ai'm short, isn't it.

I fit. Therefore, it's mine!

If it fits... ai sits.

Cause Ai sits duzn mean Ai fits

Ai probablee cud have fit yeers ago...

Dis handbasket beez too small to go to hell in.

Dis is nawt wut ai wuz esspecting.

In da near foochur you needz to buyz bigga paw warmer thingee. Dis one iz gettin too thmall.

Becuz rite nao ai do nawt fitz.