You're a size 7 too?!
datz alsew mai sleep numbah!
dey obviusly nawt mi size. mi toes is sticking owt.
datz nawt a bery gud fing at all, kitteh!
Rite nao Iz nawt big enuff to destroy ur ankles Dat. Will. Change.
anklolz r bery funneh fingz.
Your offering displeases meh. I will consume it, but the portion size, displeases meh.
nekst tiem plz 2 offur bettur!!
I'll grow into it-----honest!
anyfing iz possiblol wen u putz ur mind 2 it!
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