You're a size 7 too?!

datz alsew mai sleep numbah!

dey obviusly nawt mi size. mi toes is sticking owt.

datz nawt a bery gud fing at all, kitteh!

Rite nao Iz nawt big enuff to destroy ur ankles Dat. Will. Change.

anklolz r bery funneh fingz.

Your offering displeases meh. I will consume it, but the portion size, displeases meh.

nekst tiem plz 2 offur bettur!!

I'll grow into it-----honest!

anyfing iz possiblol wen u putz ur mind 2 it!