I'm a plumber I plumb fings
What kinds ob fings, yoo ask?
If you truly loves me... you would takes me HOME!
YOO DOAN'T LUV ME AT AWL, DO YOO!?
Why, no! We haven't been in your 'hair dye'! Just ask Snowflake--she'll tell you!
At leest yoo did a decent job...
Hey, Human! The jacuzzi ain't workin'!
CAN I GET A REEL HOT TUB??
Iz livn de dweem
It cuddent get annee beddur dan dis.
WHAT THE DUCK???
Ai am nawt sorree foar mai pottymouth.
Hmmm... Something tells me this isn't how you make duck soup
Needs moar Marx.
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