Hey, what's wrong with southpaws?
There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
Comfort is relative, after all.
Oh you fancy huh.
HALP! Dere's a tiny bit of baff on meh!
I'm a plumber I plumb fings
What kinds ob fings, yoo ask?
If you truly loves me... you would takes me HOME!
YOO DOAN'T LUV ME AT AWL, DO YOO!?