What a fool I was!

Cough cough. I think I have the black lung, pops. You're just gonna have to dote on me for the rest of the day.

Why no, I didn't plan this. Why would I do that.

Fire up the Netflix, ma, this is prime TV-marathon time!

MOOoom! Lucy habs a FEEVER! She needs two Cheezburgers RITE NAO or she wills die!

Its da only purrscription foar dis kind ob sickness!

Fluffy learned the hard way that winning the jello-shot contest last night was probably not worth the pain she now endured.

Nobuddy lieks barfs. Nobuddy.