What a fool I was!
Cough cough. I think I have the black lung, pops. You're just gonna have to dote on me for the rest of the day.
Why no, I didn't plan this. Why would I do that.
Fire up the Netflix, ma, this is prime TV-marathon time!
MOOoom! Lucy habs a FEEVER! She needs two Cheezburgers RITE NAO or she wills die!
Its da only purrscription foar dis kind ob sickness!
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