What kind of peasant do you take me for?!
yes, peasant. You may speak.
Just doan't get smart wib me.
Don't just stand there... Get me another pillow!
Ohhh so cushy.
I told you to remove these. They're a nuisance.
Fwont feets iz tired fwum too much kissin . Pay homage to dis wun now.
WORSHIP DA FEETS.
I am in my scritch position You may proceed
Proseed scritching nao, slaev!
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