My consolation is that they're going to sell her children and then they'll take her to the vet
just like they did to me.
Tragic, ai kno.
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Ebbereebuddy lieks puppets!
Oi! You! Come closer...wanna buy some catnip?
Its lawts ob fun. Ai promiss.
End clutter with Space Saver Cats, call now and we'll throw in a free scissors and a free Sham Wow.
Hooray foar purchasin' power!
Hugs available ~ One size fits all
nao availablol neer you!
Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.
a deel iz a deel, u noez!
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