Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. Everyone I told swore they wouldn't tell anyone else.

Spoilurr alurt: kittehs awr bad at seecrets.

No, this has nothing to do with the fact that the three dachsunds next door were found tied together like sausage links and were hung outside the butcher's.

Nuffin liek some good mischief to liven up da weekend.

Ya wasn't 'posed tah see dis

Gasp! Mai sensubiluties!

Guerilla Gardening 101

If onlee he'd stawp chewin on da flowrs.

Oi! You! Come closer...wanna buy some catnip?

Its lawts ob fun. Ai promiss.

nobody findz meh here.

Cats awr espeshully gud hiders. Nawt so much gud reeders.

If a cat winks at me, I wink back In case its a secret code

Oh, ai was commyoonicatin a code awlrite...