Jeez, you always throw such a fuss...
you left the lid up. Again.
I'll be sleeping right here next to your pillow tonight.
Nuffin liek a totally soaked bed to lull yoo to sleep...
1 seat for me an another seat for me
ai fitz, an sew ai sitz.
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