Just make no sudden movements and back away slowly.
I iz Sandmich. Please apply Tunafish
Ai hab dreemed ob dis foar so long...
A BAD TIME to walk in with that tuna sammich
Doan't do sumthing yer gonna regret.
Nature sure is majestic, isn't it?
Don't think I won't do it.
I muss go... my sammich needz me!
Ai must return tu mai peepol!
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