Lemme wurk dose knots owt for yoo.
BELLY RUB PERMISSION: GRANTED
It taeks a steady hand.
I wealize you just fell and awl, but while you down der, you mind wubbing my belly sum?
Nuffing bad will happen. Ai promiss.
If dey wantz yur fud let'em has it. Yu dew nawt want tu rub dem teh rong way.
pointeh kittehz iz kittehz 2!
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