Dang, part of the living room has been rezoned for rodent public housing.

See... da thing is... ai'm nawt gud at sharing.

I'm sorry, this performance of Hamlet by the All Rodent Shakespearian Players has been cancelled. The cast have all suddenly disappeared and replacements have not yet been found.

We also just received word that their production of 'Pericles' has also been cancelled. Oh darn.

and this, children, is what we call Fast Food.

Can't watch forebbur, tho. Yoo can go Owt at recess. Follow mee, kids!