Its hard to be this accurate.
I feel like I was meant to ravage the countryside in this... Thank you.
That's right. I'm the center of their universe too!
wifout kittehz der wudnt b any yooniberses!
Pleez Note My rite rear leg iz still paralyzed from teh last time you gave me a bath
plz 2 nawt trawmatize meh furthur.