Can we put them to bed NOW?
.......it seemed like a good idea at the time.
...as if I'd actually walk on my own accord. HAH.
onward, Manington! we ride!
WE RIDE TO DA MORNING, MY STEED
Did yoo lerns to dribe in a country wher dey duzzent hab STOP SIGNS?
Dis is mai purrsonal hell.
Ai is an adrennalin junkee.
Reaching the front seat was much more tiring than Binky had planned for.
Ai lub road trips!
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