What's a cat gotta do to get some service around here?!
Does that sound like a plan?
I much prefer the simple things, thank you very much.
We're goin tu Olib Garden next time.
My name is Basement Cat and I am here to collect your--oops sorry wrong job, and I will be server this evening. How is that steak workin for ya?
Hey, its a living.
Iz dun soop an slad werz ontray?
Ai will b needing a cheez plaet as well. An whar is my amooz-boosh?
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