Oh, how I long for the good old days when my ancestors used to hunt your ancestors for food.
Ahh, da life ob a big kitteh...
Tigertail always remembered his exciting youth . . .
. . . as a sailor on the HMS Scratching Post
Its a Sailors lief foar me!
QUICK PRAYR 2 REMEMBR TEH PEEPLS WHO FOUGHT AN DIED 4 MAH RITE 2 PARTY
Party til the sun comez up!
THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THEY FORGOT TO CLEAN OUT MY LITTER BOX.