Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.
a deel iz a deel, u noez!
oh gosh almost furgot to be ebil today
Okay, so where DID I stash the catnip?
itz alwayz a slippurree sloap...
THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THEY FORGOT TO CLEAN OUT MY LITTER BOX.
Remember how everyone told you getting a cat would help lower your blood pressure?
aifinkso dey mite hab bin rong.
Tigertail always remembered his exciting youth . . .
. . . as a sailor on the HMS Scratching Post
Its a Sailors lief foar me!
You forgot to peel it.
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