Oh, how I long for the good old days when my ancestors used to hunt your ancestors for food.
Ahh, da life ob a big kitteh...
Tigertail always remembered his exciting youth . . .
. . . as a sailor on the HMS Scratching Post
Its a Sailors lief foar me!
QUICK PRAYR 2 REMEMBR TEH PEEPLS WHO FOUGHT AN DIED 4 MAH RITE 2 PARTY
Party til the sun comez up!
THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THEY FORGOT TO CLEAN OUT MY LITTER BOX.
You forgot to peel it.
And while you're at it...
oh gosh almost furgot to be ebil today
OHAI! Haqz we mets before? Yoo looks kinda like a hoomin I used to plays wif befor he gawts a computer.
Does this haff sumfing to doo wif 'Teh Insident'?
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