This sermon could use a little music!

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

Thass okay. Ceiling Cat forgibs you.

Agnosticat listens to both sides

Tiem foar da big qwestshuns tu be considdured.

Dis you know that there is a whole civilization of dust bunnies under the couch that think I am the earthly incarnation of their god?

Finully, ai get da respect ai desurv!