Most days I just can't be bothered. Now I can't be bothered EVEN MORE.
Alright, alright, calm down, crankypants.
But then thinking gets too hard and I figure I can do it later. Meh.
I has a cozy.
Ai do love feets.
Ooh! Teh store hazza sale on Grow-Yor-Own CatNip Kits.
Nice try, but you can't read.
Ai can teech maiself. It can't bee hard.
burds of a fethur chill togethur
Lazy is both an art and a science.