Alright, alright, calm down, crankypants.
But then thinking gets too hard and I figure I can do it later. Meh.
I has a cozy.
Ai do love feets.
Ooh! Teh store hazza sale on Grow-Yor-Own CatNip Kits.
Nice try, but you can't read.
Ai can teech maiself. It can't bee hard.
burds of a fethur chill togethur
Lazy is both an art and a science.
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