These stories make no sense!
I need to learn how to read!
Besides, this book doesn't have any pictures. I'm way more interesting.
There's nothing qutie like getting lost in a book.
Talking animals? How ridiculous.
Stuff and nonsense is all this is!
who iz u goin to de movies with? wut time will u bez home?
GOD DAD JUST LEAVE ME ALONE JEEZ
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