I'm aging like a fine whiner.
Sumday you'll lern nawt to whine.
I thought you said this thing came with a toona?!?
Wat gud is this thing for anyways?!
U has rye sense ov humor.
Noooo! Nawt moar inbread humor!
Meenwile at teh Olimpicz, teh fencing refuree hab fownd teh missin' epee.
Can I has a meddul nao?
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Awl shall worship mai yeastiness.
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The Mews at 10
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