Hunh? No, I iz nawt dat bad kitteh yoo lookin for. I iz BUNNEH. See da feets?

Yoo kittehs can nebber fool me.

Cats may act all sleepy and lazy, but the instant you leave for work, this is what happens.

wun moar reezun 2 neber go 2 work aifinkso!

YES! It's all 10's for Fluffy!

yes, ai CAN has perfikt scorez!

i wanna bee teh slippurs dis tiem, yoo be teh cloggs

aifinkso u iz boaf birkenstuck.