... six sneaky kittens!

FIIIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIILLS

Four two-ply rolls!

Three-letter swear words!

Two broken bulbs!

And a LOLcat stuck in a treeee!

WHAT DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY?!

Maybe they're still in the car?

I swam through water to bring you this. You better like it.

Hope ur a fan ob whatever dis is.

Are I what you wanted for your Birfday?!

She had eyes... eyes liek a doll's eyes...

Florist's was closed Hope you like cats

Ai doant think you'll be getting ennee flowurs ennee tiem soon.