HEY I JUST PET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT YOU'RE A KITTY SO CLAW ME MAYBE

Ai can't get dat song owt ob mai hed. AND AI LUB IT.

hello, hooman. remember me? the cat who hasn't been fed or petted or danced attendance on for five minutes now

Unless you're missing him awn purrpose. Weirdo.

whack-a-mole just got real...

Dose awr moles... rite? Ai'm nawt entirely shure.

so soft. so indulgent. so ready to flay you to ribbons if you touch.

Bless yoo.

Did I tell you you were finished petting me?

Yoo play by mai rooles!

I'm Waiting.

Ai promiss ai won't do enneething to ya.

WELCOMES to PetMeNow.com !

ebery kitteh iz welcom heer!