Hit the books on your own time!
No batteries necessary!
Look at all those young humans wasting their time going to school when they could be petting and feeding me.
An ennui. Ai has it.
can i keep him pleez
Ai'll feed him an ebbrything!
Dragons give good chin scratchies
Ai keep him in line, doan't worree.
HEY I JUST PET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT YOU'RE A KITTY
SO CLAW ME MAYBE
Ai can't get dat song owt ob mai hed. AND AI LUB IT.
hello, hooman. remember me? the cat who hasn't been fed or petted or danced attendance on for five minutes now
Unless you're missing him awn purrpose. Weirdo.
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