But those things are SMELLY!
Besides, this book doesn't have any pictures. I'm way more interesting.
Hit the books on your own time!
Look at all those young humans wasting their time going to school when they could be petting and feeding me.
An ennui. Ai has it.
can i keep him pleez
Ai'll feed him an ebbrything!
Dragons give good chin scratchies
Ai keep him in line, doan't worree.
HEY I JUST PET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT YOU'RE A KITTY
SO CLAW ME MAYBE
Ai can't get dat song owt ob mai hed. AND AI LUB IT.