well of course we threw out some of your stuff! it was in OUR drawer!
stawp aktin so sprized bowt it!
Mai hooman may be a crazee cat laydee, but sheez mai crazee cat laydee.
nao if onlee ai cud findz her a crayzee cat man...
What? You were maybe planning to accommodate some dwarf?
in teh meen tiem, ai iz jus gunna keepz it warm.
Flirting Is Easy When You Have A Cat
kittehz alwayz noez wut lub iz!
If it fits, It's Kit's.
dat alsew meenz it ships.
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