I don't care if I'm letting air conditioning out and flies in. I need time to decide whether I'm in or out.
Its so hot out here... but so cold in there...
I'ze in ur 'Owt' baskit manajing ur produkshun.
Its hawrd wurk, dis.
dey obviusly nawt mi size. mi toes is sticking owt.
datz nawt a bery gud fing at all, kitteh!
well of course we threw out some of your stuff! it was in OUR drawer!
stawp aktin so sprized bowt it!
Step 1: Push Frank out the window Step 2: Dial 911 and explain what the dog just did.
teh goggie iz a perfikt scaypgoat!
Stick wif me, kid And maybe we'll make it outta dis place alive...
letz tayk dis big ol' birdee hoam...
Hover Cat is out of Gas!! OH NO!!
hover fer ur livez, hovercat!
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