Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit
Jusst wut ai'v always wanted!
Hey there, can I get a General Tso's, coconut shrimp, sweet and sour pork, and a doomsday device delivered? Ugh, seriously? You are all out of doomsday devices? Fine, make it a crab rangoon.
Ugh, people dese days. Ai hoep they delibber down here.
Me. Food. You. Get.
Me. Master. YOU. HOOMAN.
Ai hab teh nummer seben fishywich speshul. An cud u put teh banilla shake in a bowl?
Can yoo throw in an esstra packet ob tar-tar sawse?
Uh sir, i believe i ordered clam chowder not an empty bowl of nothing
Um, askoose? Gar-sonn?
This meeting of the Brotherhood of Vegetarian Kittehs will come to order.
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