Now she's gonna find out I know her credit card number!
Wot duz nooturd meen mom? ...Dad sez him hassa nooturd yeers agoe.
Noone told Fluffy that, unlike cats, Humans can't always land on their feet.
Ai was just rememberin a moobie ai saw once...
Sonja? Jo? Have you seen the superglue anywhere?
No! Nawt again! Dat is NAWT a toy!
Hunh. This is not Oz, or Narnia, or the Shire, or any of the many mystical kingdoms frequently found at the other end of mysterious portals.
Ai'll maek it dere eventually.
Mittens later realized his mistake in not using conditioner
Doan't worry, Mittens, yoo can still be successful!
Did u think me was a 'mallow?!
Sorree! Ai can't taek ennee risks aftur lasst tiem!
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