Now she's gonna find out I know her credit card number!
Wot duz nooturd meen mom? ...Dad sez him hassa nooturd yeers agoe.
Noone told Fluffy that, unlike cats, Humans can't always land on their feet.
Ai was just rememberin a moobie ai saw once...
Sonja? Jo? Have you seen the superglue anywhere?
No! Nawt again! Dat is NAWT a toy!