ai am NOT pleezed wit ur Offering
Replaece it wib a biggur wun.
The morning offerings of nip should be rolling in right about now
They'd beddur bring me da good stuff dis tiem.
Rather festive for a ritual offering, but where's the sacrifice?
Doan't yoo want a LIVE present, kitteh?
This sacrificial offering pleases me. I will spare your curtains another day.
AWL HAIL TEH GLORIYUS BASEMENT CAT
Pharaoh Cat is displeased with your offerings.
AWL HAIL MAISELF.
Get rid of the dog and they're yours
aifinkso datz a pwetty gud paymint plan.
Your offering displeases meh. I will consume it, but the portion size, displeases meh.
nekst tiem plz 2 offur bettur!!
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