ai am NOT pleezed wit ur Offering
Replaece it wib a biggur wun.
The morning offerings of nip should be rolling in right about now
They'd beddur bring me da good stuff dis tiem.
Rather festive for a ritual offering, but where's the sacrifice?
Doan't yoo want a LIVE present, kitteh?
This sacrificial offering pleases me. I will spare your curtains another day.
AWL HAIL TEH GLORIYUS BASEMENT CAT