ai am NOT pleezed wit ur Offering
Replaece it wib a biggur wun.
The morning offerings of nip should be rolling in right about now
They'd beddur bring me da good stuff dis tiem.
Rather festive for a ritual offering, but where's the sacrifice?
Doan't yoo want a LIVE present, kitteh?
This sacrificial offering pleases me. I will spare your curtains another day.
AWL HAIL TEH GLORIYUS BASEMENT CAT
Get rid of the dog and they're yours
aifinkso datz a pwetty gud paymint plan.
Your offering displeases meh. I will consume it, but the portion size, displeases meh.
nekst tiem plz 2 offur bettur!!
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