Binky BOOPED me an I gawted NOZEBWEED!
I nebber playin wif him ebber agin.
Cut da overreaction, whiner.
Back awff, buddee.
Y'sure about that?
Mmmm! That new box smell
Nuffin bettur dan dat new box smell.
I bet yu wanna kiss mah littul nose
Nose kisses an boops awr da greatest sign ob affekshun.
Butterflies are not insects... They are self-propelled flowers.
DOAN'T EET DA FLOWRS, KITTEH
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