Im calling Peta
Leeshes is nawt for kittehs.
oh hai! No.
Man, nobuddy wants to hang aowt wif me.
You want cuddles on demand? Here's $20, buy a dog
Srsly. Taek ur pik.
You want to talk about it?
I haet those jerks. I haets them!
aaaaaaaaaah ah'm meeeeeeltiiiiiing
good grief, it was just a couple of drops of water
Ah will haff mai revenj.
You has no messages Trust meh. None.
an aidoanfinkso u eber wil agin.
What do you mean no animals in the house? Oh you mean HIM? Don't worry, he's not a real dog. He runs on batteries. Two AA's.
r nawt masheenz jus amayzin nowadayz?
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