You want cuddles on demand? Here's $20, buy a dog

Srsly. Taek ur pik.

You want to talk about it? No.

I haet those jerks. I haets them!

aaaaaaaaaah ah'm meeeeeeltiiiiiing good grief, it was just a couple of drops of water

Ah will haff mai revenj.

You has no messages Trust meh. None.

an aidoanfinkso u eber wil agin.

What do you mean no animals in the house? Oh you mean HIM? Don't worry, he's not a real dog. He runs on batteries. Two AA's.

r nawt masheenz jus amayzin nowadayz?

Day 43. Still no signs of rescue. Last cheezburger eated. But George looks almost like cheezburger..

Check owt sum other classic lolcats heer!

View the original here.

Liez!! Theres no scotch in here!

ai haz a hyooj disappointed ober dis!