I have no idea what this says

u an ebery udder kitteh.

I have not the foggiest inkling of what I am attempting to accomplish here.

ai haz no cloo bowt wutz goin on rite nao.

I seriously have no idea how this happened

aifinkso it mite b karma.

I have no idea what planet this is, but I want to go there...

kittehz r teh best ob all steedz!