At least you have... yourself? Right?

... seven threats-a-threatening!

Six sneaky kittens!

FIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIILLS

Four two-ply rolls!

Three-letter swear words!

Two broken bulbs!

And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeee!

He's an understanding guy... right?

Why do you have to use the 'naughty' or 'nice' binary? There's a lot of grey in our world, you know.

Y'sure about that?

Get a hair cut they said... It'll look nice they said... Don't kill us they said.

Peepol tell awl kinds ob lies.

Dem Canadian Kittehs Is nice to everyone

Check owt sum other classic LOLcats heer!

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