Dats da trubble wib mystery noms.
honestly, dude i've eaten fur that tastes better than this
Ai fink it needs a noo presentashun, mebbee? Oar a wine tu pair it wid?
No, take a closer look. I swear I feel something wiggling around down there! Mom said I had worms? Does that look like worms to you? Should we call a vet? How about webmd.com? Can you look up what it might be there? Tom? Tom?? TOM??? Do you see it?