Dey don't call me da Masturr of Murdurr foar nuffin.
There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.
Ai hab awlways lubbed da sea.
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Don't kill us they said.
Peepol tell awl kinds ob lies.
ITTEH BITTEH PLANT KILLING COMMITTEH
Ai'b nebber lieked plants enneeway.
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