YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Dey don't call me da Masturr of Murdurr foar nuffin.

Ai'z innocent!!

There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.

Ai hab awlways lubbed da sea.

Get a hair cut they said... It'll look nice they said... Don't kill us they said.

Peepol tell awl kinds ob lies.

ITTEH BITTEH PLANT KILLING COMMITTEH

Ai'b nebber lieked plants enneeway.

come on birdy...

Thank gudness foar technologee.