Watch out, boys and girls, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET META UP IN HERE.

Have you changed your mind about the vet yet?

V-v-vet?!

cannot brain today thinker iz not werking

Ai fink mai brains hab awl been suckered away.

I let my mind wander. It never came back.

Ai doan't ebben kno who ai am anneemoar... it feels... so wunnerful...

AM REEDING YR MIND IZ LIKE WATCHING A TRAIN WREK

Ai must test mai psychic powurs.

This device sends the simple minded dog into a veritable frenzy. Watch.

goggiez r so primitiv!