Watch out, boys and girls, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET META UP IN HERE.
cannot brain today thinker iz not werking
Ai fink mai brains hab awl been suckered away.
I let my mind wander. It never came back.
Ai doan't ebben kno who ai am anneemoar... it feels... so wunnerful...
AM REEDING YR MIND
IZ LIKE WATCHING A TRAIN WREK
Ai must test mai psychic powurs.
This device sends the simple minded dog into a veritable frenzy. Watch.
goggiez r so primitiv!