Mae ai haz sum ice cweem tu go wiff mai spinkuls?
Yeah, uh, not a fan of the new mulching mower.
AWL ai wanted was to lie in da grass... deffinutly nawt dis.
Sigh Ders neber nuffin to play wif.
Ai doan't trusst annee ob dese tings.
you left the lid up. Again.
I'll be sleeping right here next to your pillow tonight.
Nuffin liek a totally soaked bed to lull yoo to sleep...
Well, I am equally devastated. Now I have nothing to do until you get back from Wal-Mart.
Don't b a hayter!
u hoominz... r so messy
kittehz r neet-freekz in comparisun!
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