Ugh and I haff to be at wurk in twenty, wat a nightmare.
The check engine light came on. We checked. Yup! It's still here.
Da smoke is juss for effect, doan't worry about it.
I think we're gonna have to overhaul the Catburator, and replace the Purrolator element. He should be ready by this evening.
Seems liek his locks awr awlright tho.
OK! uz ned a nu carburatur! dat wil be 150 moniez
Okay, so mebbe ai'm not da best mechanick.
Monorail Cat pulls in for a front end alignment
itz importint 2 alwayz keep ur monorail kitteh in gud condishun!
i found the problem somebody filled the engine with parts
dat stil duznt esplayn hao teh car gawt totaled, tho.
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