Its hard not to love a perfect being.
I have extremely important business to attend to.
You need to readjust your priorities.
Are you using that? Well, i'm taking it anywayz
Mos ob your things awr mien enneeways.
hello, hooman. remember me? the cat who hasn't been fed or petted or danced attendance on for five minutes now
Unless you're missing him awn purrpose. Weirdo.
he's not perfect but he's perfect for me
Ai always taek good care ob mai frends.
I'm proud of myself today
I'm proud of myself today! And tomorrow. And the day after that. And the day after that...
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