Stop calling mi free willie
ai eetz teh fisheez, nawt iz teh fisheez!
Don't bark at me again. Got it?
dis iz ur last warnin!
he's not perfect but he's perfect for me
Ai always taek good care ob mai frends.
They told me I could be anything, then I went back to sleep.
ai iz becom nap.
You need to readjust your priorities.
hello, hooman. remember me? the cat who hasn't been fed or petted or danced attendance on for five minutes now
Unless you're missing him awn purrpose. Weirdo.
I have extremely important business to attend to.
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