I've set up your shed in the back so you'll have somewhere to sleep. Aren't I benevolent?

To fud... oar nawt to fud...

LIFE IS GOOD!

Yup! Cuddn't ask foar anyfing else!

Life iz like a bocks ob choclates dat got rolled ober by a dump truk

Run, herp derp, run!

I iz happier dan I ebber bin in my WHOLE LIFE . All five weeks ob it!

Ah, da whimsy ob da young.

Raise your hand if you hate your life

Sum kittehs awrn't gud wid kids.

David Bowie's wig from Labyrinth suddenly took on a life of its own.

Maek wae foar da homo superior!!