Happy Thanksgiving, Cheezfrens!
False advertising. The adoption agency showed me a photo of Brad Pitt.
Advenchures in adopshun.
It waz driveby shredding... I triez to stop them.
Yep. Dat is deffenetlee da troof.
The nip is for glaucoma Got it....
Yoar sekrit is between you an me.
They said I could be anything. Apparently, I can't be Tarzan.
mebbe u shud jus b a doktor insted.
Magick box nawt akshully magick IT GOES TO THE VETS!
wut sorseree iz dis!?