my sleep number is... pretty flexible actually
Comfort is reluhtiv.
Come out little puppy. I won't hurt you.
Um... ai doan't kno if ai can trust dat kitteh.
mebbe u jus needz a frend 2 cheer u up?
It waz driveby shredding... I triez to stop them.
Yep. Dat is deffenetlee da troof.
Remember how everyone told you getting a cat would help lower your blood pressure?
aifinkso dey mite hab bin rong.
You lied. How could you.
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