You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
Shur, but can yoo pat yorsalf awn teh hed and rotaet yor leg at teh saem tiem?
It just taeks a little bit ob stretchin'...
There was a 50/50 chance that Nipper's body would reject the leg graft. We're all rootin' for him.
Da good news is dat its onlee slightly notisable...
I used to be an adventurer like you...
Ai can nebber be da dovahkiin. Bummer.
Are they gonna put ur head in a cone nao?
It seems onlee fair.
Pleez Note My rite rear leg iz still paralyzed from teh last time you gave me a bath
plz 2 nawt trawmatize meh furthur.
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