You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

Shur, but can yoo pat yorsalf awn teh hed and rotaet yor leg at teh saem tiem?

It just taeks a little bit ob stretchin'...

There was a 50/50 chance that Nipper's body would reject the leg graft. We're all rootin' for him.

Da good news is dat its onlee slightly notisable...

I used to be an adventurer like you...

Ai can nebber be da dovahkiin. Bummer.

Are they gonna put ur head in a cone nao?

It seems onlee fair.

Pleez Note My rite rear leg iz still paralyzed from teh last time you gave me a bath

plz 2 nawt trawmatize meh furthur.