Altho ai must admit, it IS pretty plush.
Kittehs sumtymes liek to lay on top ob fings. Deel wid it.
You were right. This is a bored game.
Did ai win?
Anyone can look cool, but awesome takes practice
An nobuddy knows cool liek ai do.
Teh gras iz alwayz greenr on mah uddr sied.
Da livign room carpet, on da udder hand, is awlways da saem color.
I am in my scritch position You may proceed
Proseed scritching nao, slaev!
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