DA-DUM...DA-DUM...DA-DUM... I'Z NOT JAWS... I'Z CLAWS.
Juss when yoo thawt it was safe tu go out on da lawn...
Invisible Beach Ball
Anywun up foar a visible beech partee?
Yeah, uh, not a fan of the new mulching mower.
AWL ai wanted was to lie in da grass... deffinutly nawt dis.
'Birdie,' my orange hiney!
Ai know ai shouldn't eet it, but ai can't help maiself...
makin grass angels iz harder den it luks
Yoo can hab awl kinds ob fun in da park.
Teh gras iz alwayz greenr on mah uddr sied.
Da livign room carpet, on da udder hand, is awlways da saem color.
WeedWhacker from Hell
Run in fear, plants!
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