I plead the fifth!
Ai ain't sayin' nuffin' till ai sees mai lawyurr.
I'd like you to meet my attorney. Badger. Of Badger, Wolverine, Skunk and Kline.
He is esstremely knowludgabble.
If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.
With that, awl rise, foar the honerubble Judj Whiskers!
Listen, obbicer. U had 2 b doin 160 to keep up wif us... ...so u can start by writing owt a ticket 4 urself
Meybee we can wurk owt a deel?
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