Yoo say dat nao, cat.

AWWW ! Yoo gawted white pooter to match ME !

Maybee ai shud sit on da top next tiem.

That feeling you get, when ur lol makes the homepage.

YES! Dat's my LOL!

Dis is awl verree meta...

In da near foochur you needz to buyz bigga paw warmer thingee. Dis one iz gettin too thmall.

Becuz rite nao ai do nawt fitz.

What do they mean, "Not for sits"?

If it fits, ai will ALWAYS sits.

Fascinating... So THIS is where humans pretend to have lives on...

So wut EZACTLY hab you been up to on dis...?

Find ur own butt warmur, dis onez takin.

Yooz ur phone instead.