I speak conversational human, coincidentally.

He has sensitive ears.

If a cat winks at me, I wink back In case its a secret code

Oh, ai was commyoonicatin a code awlrite...

Momma said dat we get fud inna bowl tommora. whats a bowl? What? I dunno? Me neifer What?

Toniiiiiight, we awr youuuuung...

Oh yah? Well you can just kiss my- KITTEH!

Sew rude.

French Teacher Cat cringes at your clumsy attempt

Her methuds are qwestionablol