I speak conversational human, coincidentally.
He has sensitive ears.
If a cat winks at me, I wink back In case its a secret code
Oh, ai was commyoonicatin a code awlrite...
Momma said dat we get fud inna bowl tommora.
whats a bowl?
Toniiiiiight, we awr youuuuung...
Oh yah? Well you can just kiss my- KITTEH!
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